ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAT AND THROW LIKE GIRLS. Although I've been keeping one for months now, I'm still not quite sure what a blog is for. According to this New York Times article, I should be revealing the intimate details, embarassments, and intrigues of my friends' lives if I want any sort of readership. I'm thinking about it. You've been warned. (Actually, you haven't been, because no one's reading this right now.) I need advertising: I should buy banner ads. Or maybe a blimp.