MY GIANT ONLINE MEDIA EMPIRE is kinda freaking me out. I've just added an iLike profile to go along with my Friendster page, my MySpace page, my Amazon.com wish list, my Netflix Friends profile, my homepage, my other homepage, my blog, my old Monster.com resume, my old HotJobs resume, my old Creative Hotlist resume, and whatever else Google can dig up. It's all out there for the world to see. And like the guy at The Sneeze, I don't even know why I signed up for half of these things in the first place. Maybe I should get myself a good alias. Because at the same time that I'm glomming onto every web template within clicking distance, I'm also terribly concerned about my privacy. Can you overexpose yourself and still have no one know who you are? Has the Internet turned us all into megalomaniacal, self-absorbed, social networking, paranoid cyber-stalkers? Or is it just me?